Saturday nights are usually not too exciting over here. In fact, today my mom called the Husband and I “more boring than her and my dad”. If you were twenty three with the world at your fingers, you might get upset at that comment. However, I don’t exactly resent that comment because it is more than likely true. Sue me if I’m a homebody and enjoy hanging out at home once it gets dark outside – I will still like you.
We have a baby to think about now – which means we are even more boring. No. Big. Deal.
We would love Charlie no matter what, but I’m pretty sure I love him more just because he fits right in.
I had to give you one more because he’s so stinking cute!
So, if you are boring have chosen to stay at home tonight, I can at least provide you with some entertainment. Therefore, I bring you… the best Google searches which have inevitably brought readers to Clean Eating Chelsey. These are in no particular order of course.
- dirty slippers (I resent this – mine aren’t dirty)
- freddy claw (This is normal….not)
- small hard lump armpit (more hypochondriacs out there?)
- "you look cute in your glasses" (No I don’t, but thanks)
- i hate being rushed (me too.)
- taylor hanson (my obsession from age 10-13)
- my pee is orange am i dying? (no, you’ve just eaten too many beets)
- brother "i dressed him up" (I did too – and called him Matilda)
- chelsey teacher in chicago blog healthy living (why yes I am!)
- blog about friday night and i’m just at home (I see a trend…)
- took kids and went into hiding (umm… scary much?)
- beet greens orange urine (it happens.)
- can you use ketchup in pasta bakes (you can use ketchup on ANYTHING!)
Besides the “took kids and went into hiding” search, I think I know what post each search brought the reader too. That one is just scary.
Just in case you didn’t enjoy that as much as I would have hoped, I’m going to leave you with something else.
Frozen brussels sprouts are horrible.
It doesn’t even matter if you microwave them and then try to roast them. You will not remove the suckiness from the flash frozen vegetables.
Looks like another Western is on AMC – so. not. excited.
Question: If you blog, what is the funniest search that has brought someone to your site? OR What do you enjoy doing on Saturday nights? Pretend like you have no money so your suggestions inspire us.
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I am also “boring” and turned down an invitation to go out with friends to just stay in. And I’m now making wheat bread at 8 PM on a Saturday night. ha!
Charlie is sooo cute. My boxer is in a similar position right now, all curled up next to my husband. I should join them.
Since we are also trying to be frugal, our cheap date tonight is talking about our goals/resolutions for 2011. And soon the date will involve hot bread.
I’m glad I’m not the only boring person out there. I’m starting to think that being an adult is just sometimes like this…
I’m all for date nights which include bread - make me a GF loaf, will ya?
no shame .. I am home and have been vegging out on the couch for 3 hours - it feels amazing
plus its almost below zero here ..
Those searches made me laugh so hard! I read it to my husband and he thought it was classic. Thanks for the distraction from a very boring, rainy Sunday and three screaming kids who seem to think that the louder they are, the more fun it is. Incidentally, I have no desire to take them and go into hiding
hahaha! This made me laugh Claire!
THIS IS EERIE.
I’m going to type this comment and go for a walk. Why?
I am drafting my next post….actually started it last week…and it involves googling.
Same thing with the video post…it’s like I can copying you right?
Now here’s the REALLY eerie thing. Today I decided I am actually GOING to copy you….I bought the ingredients for one of your recipes and of course I’m going to blog about being (I think this is cute) a Copy Cat-erpillar.
Weirdity.
Anyways. You do look cute in jeans (I remember from the year in review post). (0:
And I’m not gonna comment about how cute you look in your glasses *ahem* bec ause I know you don’t want to hear it.
Hope Hubbie is on the mend.
~Missy
haha Missy you crack me up - please be a copy cat-erpillar!
The Husband is on the up and up!
I love the crazy search terms! I get some serious creeper ones too. I try not to think about those. There are a bunch for “girl sweat” and “sweaty girl”.
Hi! I love reading your blog and am new to actual blogging! How do you check the Google searches? My blog is still a baby so I know I don’t have any yet…but maybe for the future
And I’m pretty boring these days too! Friday night’s highlight was watching Jersey Shore. I may have fist pumped a couple times…
I’m boring too, at home workin’ at my econ paper (workin hard or hardly workin? I won’t tell..)
The most interesting searches to my page have been милый кролик (I wish I knew what that meant), “have a mice day” (………), chopped up bunny, katelyn food porn, mug tea hot fat, and yoga untuk wajah.
People have weird interests..
Hahaha, I love the search terms! I understand what brings some of them to my blog but.. others creep me out. One I got recently was: teen girls with small boobs in small bras.
Uh, what the eff. I think I attracted a pedophile to my blog.
It’s okay, I didn’t put the most disturbing on on there: child spooning father… yup!
Child spooning father? You’ve gotta be kidding, right? That is too funny! I’m new to blogging, so no weird google searches yet : )
I think that one had to do with my Spoon Complex post!
Hey, “boring” can be fun! My Saturday night = Mad Men & grilled shrimp at the boy’s house. And Charlie is SO CUTE, keep the pictures coming!!
I totally agree! I guess now that we’re married, the person who I would be hanging out with is already home!
I am the exact same way! id much rather be home, baking and relaxing!! One question, what kind of ketchup do you use??
I get all kinds of things that are ridic… i wont type them here b/c trust me, you dont want to be searched for from them….i have no idea why i get them!?! but i do!
enjoy your nite
Thanks for censoring!
hahah that is sooo funny!!!!!! took kids and went into hiding <—- hahahaha.
Anyways, I am a homebody most Saturday's too! I am starting to break out of the rut though and hang out with friends! Not today though becasue my plans got cancelled!
Your puppy is so adorable! I love the blankey!
One of my weird seareches was "pretty mouth! " LOL whatever the heck that means!
Yep. I’m at home on Saturday night too. Just watched the Colts game…does that make me cooler or more lame? Not sure I want to hear the answer.
you are not boring darling! and your dog= precious, if you ever get need a sitter send him this way
I just rearranged my entire room! That was pretty exciting for my Saturday night! haha
That does sound like fun!
The weirdest Google search I had was, “run in full body spandex suit.” I’m not sure where that came from.
I agree frozen brussel sprouts are gross!
That is so funny! I had to wear full body spandex when I swam - race day attire!
Haha how funny! I haven’t really had any super weird searches yet, but I’m sure they’ll come!
Wasn’t there is this a lie or not post about the hubs baby-sitting and tying the kids up or something?! Maybe that’s what it was about. I visited my friend in FL and wrote about dolphins and people looking for dolphin info always find my blog. Bet they’re disappointed!
That might have been it! He did duct tape my nephew together. ::hangs head::
I went out tonight and there is nothing more I had rather been doing then at home in my comfy bed with my boyfriend drinking tea! haha Going out is soo overrated at times (esp in the winter!)
xo
I totally agree! I remember in college we would NEVER go out in the winter - we would always invite people over!
I’ve lost count of the amount of weird searches leading to my blog..it’s somewhat ridiculous!
Gah, i had frozen brussels sprouts the other day - foul. They almost tasted like chicken!!??
My Saturday night craziness consisted of revision. The fun never stops in England ;/
Glad to know we both had low key weekends!
haahah someone wrote basketball bowl.. which i DO have.. but i have had nothing like yours!! those are hilarious… i usually just get the ‘ moves n munchies blog’- BORINGGG, but accurate ahah!
Love those searches…mine are definitely not as funny as yours.
Saturday nights here totally depend on the weekend…sometimes it’s juts watching a movie at home, others it is out to dinner with friends. I have no real inspiration for you, sorry!
Hi Chelsea, I came across your blog from livelaugheat.com. So glad I did! Live your approach to food and not to sound incredibly stalkerish, I’ve been reading through and enjoying your archives. Look fwd to future posts.
Khushboo
Http://kthadani.wordpress.com
Thanks for reading! I am so glad you like everything here. You don’t sound stalkerish at all - that’s what the archives are for!
**Sorry that should have read love, not live
During HLS I got a ton of really funny super specific ones- “brand of protein powder in healthy living summit swag bags,” “healthy living summit hotel,” “vegan raw restaurant healthy living summit.” Sounds like we were being stalked while at the conference!
Haha I love reading those search comments! They make my day! <—- Can you tell I lead a thrilling life too?
I think my all-time favourite search was 'is leaving your hair unwashed for a week okay?'
Oh no!!!!! Embarassing? Not at all.
I loved those! I had the “you look cute in your glasses” search lead to my blog, too! I have no idea why, I don’t even wear glasses…
ahaha, I love seeing a funny google search pop up. It gets me every time. And hey - nothing wrong with being a homebody
You made me go look up my google searches for the past week - nothing too funny, but this one was a “wth?” : “don’t kick the back of other people’s chair” and “what indian flavor bill clinton eat frequently.”
uhh, okay..
No need to pretend! I am in the midst of searching for a new job so staying in is my forte! My BF’s parents came up for the wknd so we tried a new recipe for skirt steak and played Apples to Apples all night! haha
Hahaha those searches are too funny! I’m dying at the “took kids and went into hiding” one! How do I find google searches that led to my blog?
Eww, I totally agree about the frozen brussel sprouts. I tried it once and I will never do it again!
I’m not sure if you can see them on blogspot - I don’t remember ever having access to them when I was on it!
The only frozen brussel sprouts that are good are the Steamers by Green Giant. The rest are GAG!
OMG I have gotten some really funny/creepy ones. For example: (I’ve really gotten all of these!)
“Does my massage therapist know she’s exciting me?” EW!
“Fun things household chemicals” What?
“Where does the phrase “I’ll eat that cookie” come from” HAHAH.
“What chemical can you put in someones drink to slowly kill them” Okay this one REALLY scared me and creeped me out when I saw it…
I know what posts all of these led to too, it’s just weird what people search for!
Okay weird about the chemical thing!
BAHAHA those searches are absolutely hilarious, made my morning:) Yes, I could not agree more with you….. ketchup belongs on everything!!! Charlie is the cutest thing in the world. Honey, we are all about staying in at night especially when it is cold. That one search was very specific…the one about chicago teacher etc ha!! We are all about making dinner together and parking on the sofa watching tv for hours.
ha, that list is too funny!
We are very “boring”. My fiance and I sit at home on saturday nights too! My mom has called us boring and has said the same thing to us “We’re older than you and more hip.” I wasn’t offended! I am a homebody and love it!!
Fiance and I love to watch movies, read and play board games!!!!
Your puppy is so cute!!! We have a boxer puppy and he has made us more boring also because we never leave the house for long because we hate for him to be alone
love your blog
We hate to leave Charlie home alone too - he craves human interaction. He is such a people puppy!!
The most common search for my blog is “T.Pain I’m In Love With A Stripper”.
Awesome.
Wait, my mom told me being in your early 20′s and staying in at night come 4pm when it starts to get dark is totally cool. She wouldn’t lie to me…
Sorry to hear about the brussel sprouts. They’ve become my new found love. It’s a sad day though, indeed, when not even ketchup can salvage them.
*totally giggling over the kids in hiding search* What the heck?
I just checked my “top searches” section and here is what I found:
-”balls deep” (uh, yah no clue what post that would be)
-”I’m sure I will love your senior pictures”
-”sad oatmeal raisin cookies”
That’s all the good ones from this week!
Haha, search terms are amazing to look through. I’ve been getting a lot of hits for “Bacon Cake Ball Recipe” and I have no idea why.