There has never been a time in my life where I have not enjoyed a good deal.
My father has always been a bargain hunter, and while I don’t necessarily go out of my way to find a bargain, I love it when I get a deal. Less money spent on necessary items = more money for fun things! I especially enjoy when I get good deals on really nice items. Sure, I love a discount store just like the next person — but what I really like is going to the Coach Outlet store with a 30% off coupon and taking another 30% off of a sale price. Now that, my friends, is a good deal.
My saving money, of course, is music to my Dutch husband’s ears. I know I can home with oodles of new goodies and all I have to do is whip out the receipts to show him how much money I saved us. My favorite receipts to show him are Kohl’s receipts — because really, when has anyone EVER paid full price at Kohl’s? I sure haven’t.
I want you to meet the newest member of my family.
Everyone say hello to Big Bertha.
The other day I was straightening up our front hall closet (which is actually not near the front door at all — but is in the hallway!) and noticed a few items we received as wedding shower presents. It made me feel sad that there were kitchen appliances still cooped up in my closet without having being opened yet.
They deserved nice new owners who would give them the love and attention they truly need. Unfortunately, I could not be that person for them.
So today, we parted ways. The great thing about Bed Bath and Beyond is you can bring anything back from your registry at any point, no questions asked — no receipts needed! I may be frugal, but I lose receipts like it’s my job. I brought two items back to Bed Bath and Beyond, and I received a store credit of $131.08. I then skipped away in search of a food processor which would exceed my dreams.
I conducted a poll yesterday on Twitter and determined my best bet would be to go with a Kitchen Aid or Cuisinart processor. I have a mini 4 cup Cuisinart chopper, and while it got the job done — it didn’t get it done well. I have been salivating over drippy nut butters for the last year of my life without the proper tools to make it.
So when I saw Big Bertha on the shelf, I knew she had to be mine. She was just so.. shiny. I lugged her around the store and proceeded to tell the four employees who asked if I needed a cart “no thank you” — I just didn’t want to let her go. When I got up to the register, I pulled out my 20% out coupon (never leave home without one!). The total rang to $131.09.
I applied my store credit of $131.08.
I paid one penny for this girl.
If that’s not fate, I don’t know what is.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go polish Big Bertha.
Question: Do you have a food processor? What is your favorite thing to make? Links make me happy.








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you are gonna LOVE this.
so far I’ve kissed her at least 3 times today.
Congrats on the new addition to your family, Chelsey!
That is awesome, $0.01 is a VERY nice price. I totally know about the whole penny pinching Dutch genes, my mom & sister are THE WORST! I have paid full price for jeans while my family believes that I have truly *sinned*. They considered disowning me. Oh well… Lemmetellyou, they are the best jeans on earth! HA!
noooo! not full price jeans!
I so wish I had a food processor! But alas, there is no room left in my tiny apartment kitchen after all the generous birthday gifts I received. So I think it will have to wait…unless I stuff it under the bed. ;p
I remember going back to BB&B after my wedding and returning a bunch of stuff..no questions asked! They gave me the cash back, who does that!
BBB that’s who!
Fantastic deal!
I have a Cuisinart 14 cup processor and tell her every day just how much I love her!
My favorite things to make in it are… almond butter (obviously!), veggie burgers, pizza dough… and I would never make zucchini or carrot ANYTHING without the shredding disc!
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oh yes, I can already tell I am going to love that shredding disk to pieces!!!
After months of borrowing my Moms we finally bought one last month! I like to make homemade nut butters and banana soft serve
Enjoy!
that’s amazing!!!! I don’t have a bit food processor, but my vitamix usually takes care of the big things, and then I have a small food processor (which I got for $2.50 at Kroger!) and it works pretty well for small jobs!
Hello, Big Bertha!
I wonder if she has a sister.
It’s sooo shiny! I can’t wait to see what you make with her!
Awesome! I’m still wanting a food processor, but have been waiting for an excuse to justify the price… meh.
I think you made a good choice.
Ooohhh I’m very jealous, I’d love a food processor!
1 penny?! Ah that’s awesome! I haven’t used my food processor yet, but I can’t wait to try it out. Definitely share any yummy recipes you come up with!
You know I will!
I have a Williams-Sonome GC that I’m saving until I have the rest of the cash (or a good promo coupon!) to put towards a food processor. I want to make my own hummus - homemade hummus is soooo tasty! There are so many recipes I can’t try because my mini-chopper just can’t handle it.
I just got a food processor too!! What is first on your list to make?!
I think I’m going to make chickpea burgers this weekend! Yum!!
I think I’m going to make veggie burgers this weekend!
“do you need a cart?” must be there new tagline! I’ve been to BBB several times over the past month, exchanging wedding gifts ect, and in just the past week or two I’ve been asked that 8 times!
What a great deal!
One penny! You’re amazing!! I have a food processor that I love. Couldn’t do without it. I love making almond butter…dump almonds in, and process for a few minutes. No link needed.
My hubby got me a Black & Decker a few months back and it’s been doing a pretty good job. I use it almost daily for anything from hummus, black-eyed pea croquettes or curry chickpea patties, to banana soft serve, cashew cream and apple sauce (I like mine not 100% puréed). It’s awesome!!! Enjoy your new baby =)
One penny…that’s like my dream price. I am SO cheap it becomes annoying for everyone else. I literally have anxiety about spending money, even for drinks and dinner…I’d just rather look at a full bank account than be like all of my other college friends: in debt.
AMEN! Except I left college with a lot of student loans. Does that count?
That’s one sweet deal! My food processor is oooooooooold, and I hardly ever use it… I get most of my heavy blending done in the Vitamix, and for other things I just use the Magic Bullet. Nut butters are easy though… just dump in almonds and any added flavors you want, and mix away. Just make sure to scrape down the sides every now and then.
that’s amazing!! welcome to the fam, bertha. sometimes I think “oh! I have a coupon for that!” is my most used sentence and I totally don’t mind..
-courtney
Your life will never be the same. Hummus, pesto, nut butter, the possibilities are endless! I just made chickpea burgers on mine.
The food processor will definitely change your life! Enjoy it.
MAKE MY SPINACH PIE!!! With gf crust and bread crumbs, obviously. And make larabars. I have homemade versions of those too
My food processor is a 14-cup one. Talk about huuuuge! Maybe mine will be HUGE Bertha.
One penny!!!! Wow!! Congratulations hummus recipes soon?
I love how you names it Big Bertha!!!
You are going to ADORE THIS! I really want a smaller food processor for little things (like nut buttah, homemade Larabars, etc) that are just too big for my BlendTec unless I make large batches.
Yay for a food processor! I just recently got one too
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Oh dear, Chelsey. This is literally the next thing on my list to get. I’ve been eyeing them for a while and are probably getting pretty creeped out. I had a cheap one before - I mean this two ways: cheap because it was on sale for $30 and second because the plastic clip-in (to turn it on) has broke twice.
First time, I bought another one and returned it with the broken piece (bad, I know). Second time, I gave up and now it’s in storage. Hence the need for a new and GOOD one. So Kitchen Aid won the competition? If so, this may influence what I get! I want one so bad to make vegan and gluten free brownies…to start!
This post makes me want to get married…just for the free appliances.
I’m so jealous of Big Bertha! I have a mini Cuisinart food processor too and it’s great for making small batches of homemade Larabars or banana soft serve, but I hate that I can’t make bigger batches in it. I’ve never tried making nut butter in it though - does it not work?
This post makes me want to get married too. Or at least rethink a quick vegas wedding in favor of a small one where we could register to get all kinds of goodies!
I don’t have a Big Bertha, but it’s next on my list. I feel like I collect small appliances! On black friday, I got a waffle maker for $10 and it’s the love of my life. Definitely my favorite appliance! I recently used my left over kohl’s cash to get a rice cooker for like $8, but I don’t love it! I would rather just use the stove top.
It was so meant to be!!! I can’t wait to see all the delicious things you create with her!
I’m so jealous! Bertha is beaaautiful!
I have that exact same food processor! You should bring the new addition when you come on MONDAY. They can play together.
THREE DAYS!!
Awww we could get them matching headbands or something. WOuldn’t that be cuuute?
My food processor has been broken for a while now. I really need to get on that and get it fixed! I hope it will only cost me a penny! Have a great weekend!
I have a little 3 cup hand pump processor that I love, but I would really LOVE to get a giant one like you got! My favorite thing to make in my processor is homemade salsa: http://eathealthybehappylivewell.wordpress.com/2011/06/28/two-recipe-tuesday-3/
ohh my that looks awesome and I love that you only had to pay 1 penny for it!
I haven’t shared this recipe yet but I love processing equal parts banana and avocado with some cocoa powder and honey/agave to make the most delicious chocolate pudding. It’s soooo good!
I have that same food processor! it rocks! i love making banana soft serve in it! And humus!
Hi Big Bertha!
Let me know how you get on - I have been considering a new food processor for a while now…
ohhhh love my food processor! good choice lady. also, just caught up on all your posts - looks like an amazingly fun vacay. sooo glad you had a good time! onto the weekend…!!!
I have the exact same food processor and I love it!
You’ll probably be using Bertha a lot a la a kid with a new toy…I’m still digging on this sunflowerry artichoke combo:
http://missymiller.wordpress.com/2011/04/17/spreadippity-sunflowery-artichoke-vegan
I have a 3 can of artichoke heart a week habit lately.
I don’t have a food processor but a blender that can get any job done - use it to make amazing green smoothies with blueberiies and spinach - sounds gross but tastes great.
I do not have a food processor but that looks like a nice one! It’s one of the top things on my wedding registry!
Soooo jealous! I need a food processor SO BADLY. We have a food processor attachment for our blender but it just doesn’t get the job done.
My mom adores Kohl’s. She always has coupons and gets EVERYTHING there!
Sweet deal!! I have a teeny tiny food processor. I’m very jealous of your new baby!
Lol-I need a Big Bertha! My food processor is tiny too! I made those delicious raw cheesecake bites with mine, but I also love to make hummus with it!
I am so jealous. My food processor is ancient! we need to separate ways haha
but I love to make pesto with mine http://lauren-whatlaurenlikes.blogspot.com/2011/07/pesto-post-about-pasta.html
haha, nice! With a 1 cent difference between the price and your credit - it truly must be fate! : )
That’s awesome, I’ve been thinking about that same food processor. I have an obsession with the Architects series, not sure why
. This is not only going to link to an awesome hummus recipe, but also a shameless plug for my blog: http://gridirongal.blogspot.com/2011/04/super-simple-hummus.html
Oh, and my FAVORITE pesto recipe:
http://gridirongal.blogspot.com/2010/03/pesto.html
Enjoy your new addition!
Do you know how long I have wanted her!?!? Shooting you daggers of jealousy.
Just get married Katie - you can register for 10 processors if you want!
That is so awesome!! I want a penny food processor! Have fun
Great purchase!
My boyfriend wanted to buy me a food processor for Christmas but his mom told him that wasn’t romantic or gift material. I got a Tiffany necklace instead. I still would have been happy with the food processor though—helllo nut buttah!!
AHHH! I got the same one for my birthday but I had to leave it with my mom until I can bring it to where I live at school, it was such a tease to open ‘er on up but have to wait - I think about her all day and all the things we will make together. Let me know when you take big bertha for a spin and how magical it is, I guess I’ll have to live through you until I can reunite with mine
ah I need a processor so badly! I just don’t have the kitchen space :-/ But I’ll probably end up getting one in the near future. Probably a cheaper one though haha
Chelsey! I just came across your blog and LOVE it! I live in the chicago land area and just started my own blog dedicated to fitness and nutrition. I’m so excited to have come across another healthy living blogger like yourself in my own backyard!!!
I LOVE my food processor. They make the BEST protein smoothie/shakes. SUPER creamy since it’ll blend allllllll dayyyyyyy long. Just throw some ice, liquid, protein powder, whatever sweetner/flavors you’d like (cocoa, stevia, vanilla, etc.), blend and blend and blend, and ENJOY! =]
Welcome to the blogosphere! Do you live in the city or the suburbs?
I bought my food processor on sale and got it for $44. I was super excited, and I love it, and its great, but its too freaking big. I dont know who designed it, but I cant fill it enough to get it to work right. I swear, it holds double what a normal food processor would, and I dont have the patience to scrape the sides every 30 seconds. It makes me crazy.
that’s awesome..i want one SO bad!!
The most necessary purchase ever. I am jealous.
LOVE THAT SHINE on that bad boy- major food processor jealousy over here..the handle on mine just fell off last week
xoxo
I think what you meant to say was “bad girl” - she is a Bertha after all.
What a great deal!!! I always think food tastes better and clothes look cuter when you get them for a good deal!
I have a TINY food processor! I need a big one lol
Big Bertha is gorgeous
I’m in the market for a food processor, so I’ll be curious to hear how you like your shiny new processor. Looking forward to hearing about your yummy creations!
Wow, amazing deal, lucky you!
Bahahahahaha! Yes, I have Lola. My shiny red Kitchen Aid Mixer. I drooled over her crimson sheen for 2 years, BEFORE I had a house and kitchen (apartment too tiny for counter ornaments). When it came time to design my kitchen, I chose colors that would complement Lola, hoping and crossing all appendages that I would one day be in the presence of mixer glory. The day she arrived, I just sat and stared for an hour. But..my eye has been wandering lately to a possible food processor. . .
I’m obsessed with my food processor! Hummus, nut butter, banana soft serve….
I recently bought a food processor and LOVED this almond butter I made courtesy a Canadian nutritionista named Joy McCarthy: http://www.joyoushealth.ca/2009/06/30/nuts-about-nut-butter/
I’ll never buy pre-made nut butter again!
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