Houston, we have a problem.

Okay, we have more than a problem. We have multiple problems.

Problem #1: It wasn’t enough that I owned up to be persnickety as a person. My blog had to go and call me names. What THE heck. (Thanks Missy for pointing this out!)

Problem #2: There was once a day when I JOKED around about buying “tap on” lights to put above the kitchen sink while waiting for can lights.

I don’t think the Husband understood the JOKE part of my statement. When I came home from Costco with Mommasita to see these installed above my kitchen sink, I about flipped my lid. It wasn’t pretty. The mother can definitely vouch for me on that one.

You may think I’m overreacting — which I very well might be. However, they’re from Walgreens. They’re blue and LED. Seriously. Seriously. SERIOUSLY?

Problem #3: Having a rolling pin around when you’re mad at your husband (joke — kind of…).

Problem #4: I’m a very messy cook. The picture says it all.

Problem #5: I tried to make tortillas today.

While these doughy bread-like substances may not seem like a problem, they sure weren’t tortillas. This recipe came out to be more like flat breads/pitas. While I’m not complaining because any carbohydrate is a good carbohydrate in my book, it just wasn’t what I was expecting.

Problem #6: I coated the dough with brown rice flour to avoid sticking… that brown rice flour was a little too “course” if you ask me. Crunch… crunch… crunch.

Problem #7: We were having burritos for dinner. Burritos on a pita do not work very well.

Pitarritos?

Works for me!

If you look very closely below, the Husband’s hands are very warily making his first black bean pitaritto. He actually just ate leftovers for “supper” (remember: if you’re Dutch (which he is), dinner is at 1 on Sundays… supper is at 6. ::sigh::). When I told him I was surprised he was eating the pittaritos again, he exclaimed very loudly:

“Well! Someone’s got to do it!”

Problem #8: The Husband didn’t really enjoy today’s food. Whoops. I would have gladly eaten the leftovers… just sayin’.

The cure all to every problem in the world?

Coconut crusted chocolate covered dough balls setting in the freezer.

I can’t help it I ate four to cure my blues this afternoon.

Now that, my friends, will never be a problem.

Question: Have any problems today?

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